Vollmer.nl » dog http://vollmer.nl Een blog over schrijven, films en meer. Veel meer. Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:22:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Fetch! http://vollmer.nl/2009/12/fetch/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fetch http://vollmer.nl/2009/12/fetch/#comments Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:22:34 +0000 sidneyvollmer http://vollmer.nl/?p=2275 He: Fetch!
She: Excuse me?
He: Holy shit! You speak!?
She: Well, yeah.
He: Since when?
She: Since whenever I need to.
He: Holy crap! That’s amazing!
She: Yeah, thanks.
He: So… Now what? Shall I.. here, let me take off your leash.
She: Thanks.
He: So… Fetch!
She: What?
He: Fetch!
She: Why?
He: Cause I just threw the ball.
She: Yeah, I saw that. I was standing right next to you.
He: So…
She: You fetch. Why did you throw it in the first place?
He: Cause… Cause I want to play with you.
She: And instead of playing Monopoly or Poker, you throw a ball?
He: Uhuh.
She: And expect me to get the ball?
He: Correct.
She: Not much of a game, is it?
He: You’re right. I’m Sorry.
She: Lemme take a crap. Then we’ll walk home.
He: Right.

(she shits)

She: I don’t mean to be a bitch, but… You brought a plastic bag?
He: Yes.
She: Great.
He: Ok then, let’s go home. Wait till Rita hears this- you talk!?
She: Aren’t we forgetting something?
He: I picked the shit up, right? Oh fuck, the ball.
She: I’ll wait.
He: Right.

He leaves.

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